kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

(via juststephjubjub)

whereigowhenimnothere:

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

(Source: harryjasperkennedy, via she-fades-away--inherdaze)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via bitch-loves-nutella)

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via ohssen)

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via ohssen)

hiddlestalker:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

twoidjitsinthetardis:

thiskittydied:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

G

Did you know that those spiders with hair on them are mammals, and thus produce delicious (and unusually cold) milk. Spiders produce milk using the same glands that they produce silk threads with.

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J

(via satanshamburger)